do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Randomize
