Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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