Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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