There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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