After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
