dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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