I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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