yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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