I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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