Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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