ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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