i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
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That's how twitter works, right?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
smell my finger.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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