what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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