I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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