Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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