So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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