You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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