Only a mothe r could love this liver
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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