I want to walk on stilts...naked
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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