So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He is an equal opportunity slut.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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