have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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