And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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