Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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