Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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