So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
