I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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