NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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