Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
