He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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