He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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