Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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