Ambien. No doubt about it.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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