So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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