oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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