did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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