i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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