So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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