I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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