sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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