Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Everyone says I win the strip club
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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