dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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