We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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