You're so nebulous sometimes
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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