yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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