I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How does it feel to date your dad?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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