We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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