she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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