I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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