I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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