She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
