can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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